I need some marijuana. To get me through The Star Wars Holiday Special.
I've managed this cantina for a good few years now, I can tell you. I've put my life and soul into making this a classy place. This Lady ain't no tramp! People say 'Ackmena, why don't you retire?' to which I reply, there's life in the old womp rat yet.
But suggesting I did retire - I'm just saying this, of course, don't get any ideas - I did once consider a course in counselling for other menopausal cantina bartenders. 'No droids!' I hear them grumble on a regular basis. Never mind, it's just their hormones talking.
Tork! Don't just stand there! We have customers, if you hadn't noticed! Sometimes I think you're too tall, Tork. It's like addressing the Jedi Temple up there. People say I have my head in the clouds... tut tut.
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