Welcome to Starved
Walrus Productions.
Ackmena, during her menstrual spin cycle.
I am the divine
Ackmena DaVadge, welcome to my humble cantina. Pull up a stool, smoke a small
child. Partake of some orange juice through a gap in your wig if you like. I'll
be mother.
This is my fiancée Krelman. I
need this guy like the hole in his head but he's a steady drinker, so that's
something.
Krelman and I have formed something of a double act if you will.
We're the toast of Tatooine when it comes to our Eleven O'Clock number. Being
the toast of Tatooine is rather a sore point if you're Owen and Beru Lars though!
Everything is
Seventies brown, but you love it. That's why you're here.
Another drink? Let me
oblige. That's why I'M here!
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