Kabe: Fweep, fweep, fucker!
Djas Puhr: I ain't black! Lando is black! You fucking racist.
Myo: Put some fucking clothes on Muftak. Exhibitionist.
Greedo: I am Breedo Greedo, I have thousands of children. I am the mortal enemy of Paedo Greedo, obviously.
Arliel Schous: I have a lot of good friends in Mos Eisley, even if they're losers. I like to show off my glowing eyes,. Bom Vimdin thinks they're hilarious.I enjoy sitting in a back booth at the Cantina with Bom, Pons Limbic, Hem Dazon and Trinto Duaba (with a 'tache. He isn't fooling anybody by the way). Everyone loves a werewolf, and I'm way cooler than that weirdo reptile-shagging Lak Sivrak. Does Lak have glowing eyes and a Hollywood Dad? No. Period.
Pons Limbic: I'm the brainy one as you can see. Ignore Schous, his Dad was a demon in a Bob Brown Halloween film, so he trades off his father's fame. Consequently he thinks he's hard but when Myo flashed a knife at him in Ackmena's Cantina, he squeaked like a pup! He also got windy with Richard Pryor over at the Star Bar when he was chatting up M'iiyoom Onith but Fuzz soon put him in his place, and he was pretty docile after that.
Trinto Duaba: I'm unofficially known around Mos Eisley as the Dowager Queen
Hem Dazon: [crouches down, then jumps up]
Lak Sivrak: I am the coolest fucking werewolf in here. Hey vagina-chops! You like getting your lady lips round some cool werewolf? I don't mind sleeping with Dice Ibegon, but I'm modern like that. Plus she has blow job eyes.
Labria: Stop, you're making me horny.
Dice Ibegon: I just pretend I’m a force sensitive who can travel through time but its all bullcrap to impress wolfmen.
Feltipern Trevagg: hey, Onith, get outta my seat, sucker!
Elis Helrot: whacka lacka bing bong!
M'iiyoo'm Onith: Sluuuuurp!
Leesub Sirln: I only fuck spacers with the visor down. Lick my force-resistant top-knot! Lick it!!
Nabrun Leids: Are you my mummy?
Dannik Jerriko: soup...
Reegesk: Imma stab you up man!
Hrchek Kal Fas: Pretty Green Eyes.
Garouf LaFoe: You fucking grass!
BoShek: Uh oh, it's all about to kick off. Watch my sideburns!
Takeel: Got the hump, asshole?
Obi-Wan: Did you just call me a cradle snatcher?
Evazan: Take it outside, man!
Kitik: Mmmm, lunchtime!
Solo: If I poke the décor suspiciously Greedo will be distracted rom my other hand!
Merc Sunlet: admire my lovely hair.
Debnoli: I wish I had his lovely hair.
Nothing to see. Move along, move along.
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